I’m in San Francisco.

And it’s my birthday.

Everything better be perfect. It won’t. Because other people always ruin things. But fuck them. It’s my birthday :)

Leaving for the airport. 

BRB, Australia. 


Anonymous asked:
favorite spice girl?

Sporty.

and seriously, why the hell did that need to be on Anon? You can’t be that ashamed of such an easy question. 


So tomorrow morning I leave for the USA…

I’m gonna do my best to keep a day to day blog of my adventures for y’all here as well as make some video blogs along the way.

(WARNING: I am editing all videos on my iPad. Any actual footage of things will be filmed via said iPad because my video camera doesn’t work on my Apple Camera Connection Kit. Best $35 I ever spent….)

Also there will be a severe lack of reblogging funny shit. 

Deal with it? I guess?

Catch ya later.


I cannot hold it. I cannot control it.


sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 


Work is never going to make you happy, Lemon and anyone who tells you differently is a fool - Jack Donaghy